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Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Who does he think we are, milkmen?

Sometime even the best men are struck down by their own hubris.

A couple of Sundays ago, Pastor Ed Young challenged the married couples at his 20,000 member megachurch to have sex every night for a week. Yes, seven times, that's right. That's more sex than most of us get in a lifetime. (With 13 notches on my bedpost--six of which are for acts involving someone else--I'm the exception, but then, I guess that's why I'm an 11 on the manly scale of absolute gender.)

Unfortunately, it appears that Pastor Young's commitment to "congregational copulation" was a bit limp:
Mrs. Young tried to shake him awake, telling her husband, "come on, it's the sex challenge," But Mr. Young murmured,"Let's just double up tomorrow," and went back to sleep
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