Patriotic Law Dentist
Dear Dr. Taitz,
Until late yesterday afternoon, I was convinced that you had discovered Obama's original Kenyan birth certificate. Heck, I bought it completely. I had to...I had to believe it--that's what having faith is all about.
It did not matter that it was issued by the Republic of Kenya a year before that nation existed. That's easily explained by time travel. Hugo Chavez developed it a few years ago and used it to to clean up the Clintons' murders of Vince Foster, Liberace, and 763 people in Mena, Arkansas. Apparently, he also conspired with Obama to change African history as well.Anyway, like I said, I believed your document to be absolutely genuine up until the moment, yesterday afternoon, when a one-armed man showed me an even more genuine birth certificate in a Nashville area Waffle House.
I was skeptical at first. It didn't look like any government document I'd ever seen. But then the man explained that it was an alien (not the kind of alien Lou Dobbs says gives us the leprosy--the other ones; the ones from space) document. He said that Obama's mother was actually a reptillian alien from Szlzrd Star System.
Then he went on to translate the document, and it all made sense. You see, it was signed by George Soros. That's what convinced me. It's just the kind of thing Soros would do. He's like that. I have to believe that. It's a matter of faith.
Here's a photo of the document. I've annotated it with the translation.
I'd like to get this to you. Where can I send it?
Heterosexually yours in a chaste, biblical, and non-medicated way,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
p.s. I saw your appearance on MSNBC. You were spectacular. You should do more interviews, and you should get your supporter, Rep. Michele Bachmann, to join you.
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