Dicks, Homosexualists, a Big-Headed Dog, and Bacony Proof that Jesus is Our Lord

I've wondered about the State of Washington's commitment to the heterosexual lifestyle ever since the first Twilight book came out.



Here's undeniable proof that God exists:



No, I did not feed Cassie any chocolate, but it wouldn't matter if I did. She's a manly dog. She could handle it.