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Monday, February 24, 2003

Email to Sen. Sessions

Dear Senator Sessions,

I want to thank you for your strong stance against terrorism and your quest to bring Saddam Bin Laden to justice.

The recent demonstrations by those traitorous bastards who hate America made me wonder if the length of this war is starting to cause some morale problems. I think I might have a solution.

Once a week, we should air a TV show where an American citizen is allowed to punish a Moslem --perhaps putting the scumbags in cages like they have at Guantanamo and allowing a randomly chosen citizen to taunt them and poke them with a pointed stick. That's just the first idea I thought of. I'll have other ones that might be even better later.

What I need from you is help in contacting Fox TV and getting the Moslems from the Army and FBI. Please think about it. It's one way the people at home can contribute to the war effort.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, Patriot

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