Jesus' General

Fasting for the President's 'little soldier'

Some commie bastard named Skimble sent me a note about this group that is organizing people to fast for President Bush, Leader of all the Free World that isn't composed of foreigners, Frenchman, Hollywood types, and Democraps. The God-fearing man who started it was worried that Satan might get at President Bush just like he got to Klinton. It seems to be working, I haven't seen our president's "little soldier" in the news. Unlike Klinton, he keeps it in his pants and doesn't use it.

I doubt that many of you know the real story about the Klinton scandal. The liberal media tried to cover it up. They used fancy phrases like "oral sex" in an attempt to fool us into believing that the only crime Klinton committed was talking about "doing it". Unfortunately, that wasn't the case. He wasn't just talking about sex; he was putting his little soldier into ladies' mouths. Can you believe that! What kind of a sick bastard would do such a thing? No conservative would. That's just plain disgusting.