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Thursday, March 20, 2003

I make a contribution to the war effort

I think one of the reasons that many people seem to be so critical of Pastor General Ashcroft is because he doesn't have a uniform. You see, a uniform demands respect in a way that can't be accomplished by the simple threat of denying basic 4th and 5th Amendment rights. Furthermore, no general should ever be out of uniform in time of war. That's why I designed this uniform for Pastor General Ashcroft.

I'm very proud of the result. It's a uniform any man would be proud to wear. There's just something about it that stirs me.

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