Saddam bin Laden speaks with the fishes
I think the recent defection of Takoma the mine finding dolphin tells us where the loyalties of marine creatures lie. If they're not with us, they're against us.
I'm sending the following email to Secretary of Commerce Don Evans. The agency responsible for marine creatures, the National Marine Fisheries Service, is a part of the Department of Commerce.
Dear Sec. Evans,
I was saddened to learn that Takoma, a dolphin employed by the Navy to seek out mines, has gone AWOL and may have defected to the enemy. I think this incident gives us a clue about where the sympathies of our so called "friends of the deep" lie. If they're not with us, they are against us and marine creatures have consistently told us that they are not with us.
Look at the salmon. They're trying to destroy our economy by refusing to return to our rivers to spawn. They have your National Marine Fisheries Service jumping trough hoops to do their bidding.
They, along with many other fish, are also trying to subvert the moral fiber of this great nation. Have you ever noticed that "O" shape they make with their mouths? Disgusting. No man can look at a fish's mouth without thinking about a certain deviant practice--a practice which is usually only engaged in by godless liberals like Bill Klinton. Without fish around to tempt us, no conservative would ever contemplate such immoral acts.
The fish have cast their lot. It's time to take the war to them.
