Go Lou!
Dear Mr. Dobbs,
Your April 8 show was fantastic. I especially enjoyed the part where you completely dropped any last remaining bit of objectivity and said, "And Hanoi Jane is back in the news..." Man, it was great. I jumped up straight off my couch, yelling and pumping my fist so hard that I put a hole clean through my double-wide.
You can do better though. You need to put her on TV wearing a big old red duncecap with things like "I'm a dirty little counter-reactionary" written all over it. Then make everyone who knows her come on and criticize her. It could be a daily segment. If some of her friends refuse to do it, just put them in dunce caps too, and then parade them all past Paula Zahn's window during American Morning for a good old fashioned dose of public humiliation.
Please give my ideas some thought and keep up the good work.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, Patriot
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.