All that favoritism God has been showering upon Our Leader, President George W. Bush, finally paid off when the President's brother, Jeb, gave Jesus a job at the Florida Department of Health. According to AP, Jesus' first project was to create AIDS pamphlets:
The pamphlets, with "Florida Department of Health" printed on the cover along with the agency's logo, are titled "A Christian Response to AIDS" and use Biblical passages to urge compassion toward people with AIDS and the HIV virus.
The brochure asks: "How would Jesus respond to a person with HIV or AIDS?" and promises that "Jesus is our Hope." It quotes several Bible passages throughout.
It's great to have God back in government after all these centuries. I'm hoping that Washington's Governor Locke hires him as well. The Lord could use his walking on water experience to devise a way for us to scrap our costly ferry system.
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.