I've been doing freelance intelligence work for the Cheneys for a couple of years. You see, I'm a list maker. I compile lists of people who say things critical of the government and then pass them onto Lynne Cheney. You might remember how one of my lists made the news couple of years ago when Mrs Cheney's American Council of Trustees and Alumni released the names of disloyal college professors and others who had aided our enemies by advocating for peace.
Well, my work has finally paid off. Lynne's people gave me a call today and asked me if I'd be interested in working to rebuild Iraq. It seems that little Billy-Lynn Cheney, the Cheney's six year old grand-nephew, was just awarded a small $27 million contract to set up lemonade stands throughout the country. I've been tapped to help little Billy-Lynn with security.
This is a great opportunity. Summer is coming and it's going to be hot there. People will be thirsty. We should do well. With the war and all, there are fewer Iraqi children to compete against, and Dick and Lynne will control the flow of lemons into the country. We'll be able to corner the market.
I won't say how much I'll make. Let's just say that even after I kick back 25% to Dick and Lynne, I'll still do very well. This war really has made life better.
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.