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Monday, April 07, 2003

What about "scientific immaculate conception?"

While Christians everywhere should celebrate creation science's recent victory in Tennessee*, we must remember that it's only one battle in God's war. We still have a long way to go if we're going to require public schools to teach biblical truths. Most schools still resist teaching scientific creationism and none have adopted a biology curriculum which includes scientific immaculate conception.

Yes, it's true. Sexual education classes will teach about dirty things like sexual reproduction, but they refuse to discuss non-sexual, biblical reproduction -- better known as immaculate conception. Indeed, many go so far as to claim that sexual abstinence is a 100% effective form of birth control. Christians know otherwise. The bible teaches us that a woman may become pregnant without doing anything dirty. It's how our Lord and Saviour was conceived. It's how all my children have been conceived since Klinton killed my "little soldier."

It's time for this biblical truth to become a part of our children's school curriculum. Please contact your local school board today and make this happen.

*via Atrios

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