I don't think Our Leader is getting as much milage out of the Clenis™ as he could. When I tune in talk radio or read my favorite blogs or usenet groups, I see the Clenis™ being blamed for just about everything that is going wrong today, yet, it doesn't seem to be penetrating into the average person's awareness.
I think Our Leader can overcome this by actually holding the Clenis™ whenever he speaks about unpleasant things like the economy, employment, foreign relations, the deficit, the failure to capture Saddam bin Laden or the anthrax terrorists, the failure to find weapons of mass destruction, Senators who think about having sex with dogs, gambling morality czars, etc . By doing so, the public will rightly associate these bad things with the Clenis™ -- the source of all that is evil.
At Ease (again)
All this talk about the Clenis™ has motivated the General to add more pictures to his homosexual mug book. You see, I keep a book of known homosexuals so that I will be able to identify them if they try to recruit any of the men in my militia. I get these pictures from watching pornographic homosexual videos and looking at pornographic homosexual magazines. I feel a need to do so for the next few days, so I won't be able to post until Thursday.
Thanks to Eschaton commentor Jennifer for letting me use the Clenis™.
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.