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Monday, March 08, 2004

A Reader Writes...

I was hoping for more challenging cross-cultural pollination, like how we get that sweet stuff out of trees, or what the hell is up with those extra letters. Instead I found the following reply to my Hot Parking Lot post:

"This doesn't prove anything - everybody knows:

a) most people who work on movies are Liberals

b) Most Liberals take drugs (NB even some people who ARENT Liberals but work on movies also take drugs e.g. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Judy Garland and RinTinTin, which only underlines my point)

c) Taking drugs gives you hallucinations.

So the underlying theme to this story is: some Hollyweird Liberal took a lot of drugs while working on a movie and thought the devil was talking to him.

No surprises here whatsoever.
Arty P | Email | Homepage | 03.08.04 - 5:26 pm | "


Did Liberals make Braveheart? Huh? How many Liberals do you see prancing around Lethal Weapon? Sacrement!

Oh, weak of mind Arty. Why not just put on your ho shoes and wave your fanny in Satan's face? For you to even suggest that Mr. Gibson would hire an addict to score his Masterpiece is blaphemous. Three hundred lashed to you, and a crow on your face to boot! For that matter, to suggest that RinTinTin was some kind of addict is just... well... now I have to clean spittle off my keyboard.

The octopus of rock-caressing Liberal Media is devious but they're limited my boy. That wasn't Ted Kennedy threatening to show up in the parking lot, it was the Evil One himself. Don't allow yourself to be distracted by the shiny toys and Liberal catnip the Devil may strew in your path. If we break ranks the war is lost. There is more between Liberalism and Mel than is dreamt of in your philosophy.

Yours in guarded Manhood,
LCol. H.G. Spectre

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