Actions speak louder than words and Our Leader's care for America's workers' health and safety is nowhere more apparent than at the nuclear facilities owned and operated by the United States Department of Energy. Our Leader understands that morale is the key ingredient for a safe and healthy work place. That's why special care is sometimes taken to ensure that medical records kept by DOE contractors are secretly changed to make workplace accidents seem like every day ailments.
Our Leader also understands that the best safety precautions are often the simplest and the cheapest. The following graphic from a real, untouched, DOE safety manual illustrates this concept very well. If an uncontrolled nuclear reaction occurs, workers are told to run like hell. It's that kind of simplicity that puts Our Leader into a category all by himself.
Special Note: The General saw this post about how Our Leader likes to rub bald men's heads, and it lead to impure thoughts and some inappropriate touching of my little soldier's helmet. I am in need of punishment so that Our Lord may forgive me. That means I must go to the big city to seek a nice leather-clad lady who will spank me for a small sum of money. I will try to post from there if I have internet access.
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.