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Monday, May 24, 2004

Going directly to the top

Dear Ambassador Hosseini,

There's a huge pothole on my street. I need to get my car's front end realigned every time I hit it. I've begged the City to fix it for months without success.

I had just about given up all hope that it would ever be repaired when it occurred to me that you might be able to help. Surely, if Iran can manipulate the President of the United States into going to war against Iraq, a country that posed no threat to the US, it could certainly arrange to have a pothole filled.

I'd appreciate any help you could give me with this. It's really a small price to pay after all we neoconservatives have done for you.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot
truebeliever(at)softhome.net

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