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Tuesday, May 25, 2004

Mrs. General Christian here

The General says that since Mrs. Atrios is blogging, I have to blog too. He doesn't know what he's done. Let me just say that that I don't call it his little soldier for nothing. He disgusts me. Thank God for the mailman, the Swan frozen food guy, the lawn guy, my neighbor, my other neighbor, Colonel Cleetus, the Bear River High School Football Team, and the occassional Jehovah Witness and Mormon missionaries.

Gladiator movie night my ass. It's a god damned gay orgy I'm telling you. I'd leave him if didn't mean he'd get the trailer.

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.