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Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Aaron, we need to get back to the important news

Dear Mr. Brown,

I applaud CNN's decision to devote hours of airtime to remembering the Gipper, and I just can't get enough of seeing that casket. That said, I'm concerned that it's interfering with the coverage of other important news like the latest on the Scott Peterson and Kobe Bryant trials.

Perhaps you could cut the few minutes spent daily covering the escalation of hostilities in Iraq. It won't free up much more time for the trials, but it will help a little.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

Update: Commenter cthulhu translated my letter into French--the media's mother tounge--using the Snoop Dogg Shizzolator:

Perhaps yo' ass could cut da few minutes spent daily covering da escalation of hostilities in Iraq n' shit. It won't free up much mo' time fo' da trials, but that shiznit will help a little n' shit.


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