Our Leader's Ireland trip was a huge success

Our Leader might as well hang a big old "Mission Accomplished" banner outside his hotel right now, because his trip to Ireland was a huge success. Worries that a thawing of relations between the United States and the rest of the world were proven unfounded as Our Glorious Leader insulted the people of Ireland over and over again. No matter how hard they tried to accommodate us, The Anointed One acted boldly and resolutely to resist their efforts, thus ensuring our isolation for many years to come.

He set the tone for his visit by treating an Irish reporter, Carole Coleman, with the same imperial arrogance He uses to keep our own media in line. Next, He punished the Irish media for that reporter's impudence by withholding His wife's favors from them. And finally, he attacked the Irish government because they allowed a camera crew to film Him in His underwear, standing at a window. (This truly was a serious security breach, because as the Frenchman's commenter, Jack (or is that Jacques), points out, Our Leader's swing, a tire strung from a chain, can clearly be seen, possibly allowing evildoers to design a booby trapped model.)

Now, He's off to Istanbul to see if he can do anything to increase our isolation within NATO. It'll be a harder task to accomplish, but I'm sure he's up to it. It's what he does best.