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Sunday, June 20, 2004

A sneak attack that no doubt originated in some big French city like Wheeling

The General doesn't get a lot of hate mail. In fact, it's a very rare thing. I think it's because the truthfulness of my message is so obvious to any casual observer.

Today, I received a hate comment. I can only guess at what angered the writer so much that he felt he had to write me, but I assume it's because he hates Jesus and His anointed representative on this world, Our Leader.

I've posted his comment, along with my response, below.

Only one thing to say to you and your dweeb followers
FOAD MF.

doug


Dear Doug,

A man's relationship with his mother is nobody's business but his own. Perhaps if Frenchmen like yourself spent more time engaging in such family oriented activities and less time complaining about Our Leader and His Wonderous Vision of Apocalyptic Glory, you'd be happier people.

So turn on Fox, have your favorite über-marketed adult beverage and relax. Our Leader will take care of everything.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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