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Friday, June 18, 2004

Subpoenas should be reserved for important issues

Dear Senator Graham,

Your recent vote against subpoenaing the torture memos was a wise one. It's important that we respect the founding fathers' intent in regard to the separation of powers--the legislative branch should only subpoena the executive when there is a possibility that our most precious national values are threatened.

That was the case a few years ago when you, as a member of the House Judiciary Committee, voted to subpoena Kathleen Willey. It was important for us to learn whether Bill Klinton had asked Willey if he could put his little soldier into her mouth. That knowledge was vital to our continued existence as a free and moral people.

The decision by the current administration to completely disregard international and US laws on torture does not merit such scrutiny. It does not rise to the same level of seriousness as extra-marital presidential fellatio. Your decision to not issue a subpoena in this case is correct.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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