Yes, once again from that cluster-fuck known as the Baton Rouge Advocate, we find another excellent article. Actually, I'd like to nominate this bit (Associated Press again) for BEST. HEADLINE. EVER.
"Cheney accuses foes of 'negativism'."
I shit you not.
Speaking engagement in Minneapolis, where Governor Pawlenty (surely a brain trust) compared Dumbya's "faith" in Bigus Dickus with Abraham Lincoln's faith in Ulysses S. Grant.
Wait, it gets better --- besides likening the Bionic Dick to a career-alcoholic/bigoted race-warrior (USG wasn't too fond o' dem Injuns, ya know) --- Sen. Norm Coleman also slashed-out at John Edwards by upping Bionic Dick's manliness quotient:
(Comparing to Grant) "He was rough at times. He didn't look so hot in uniform (even more highly ironic, considering that Bionic Dick has never BEEN IN uniform!). He sometimes used a cuss word."
Yeah, imagine the similarities. Just boggles the mind, doesn't it. Kinda like all the similarities between water and air. Or Venus and Neptune.
Oh, and Howard Stern is dragging all of his listeners (obviously NOT kicking and screaming) over to Kerry Country.
That's the news for now. Enjoy the treasure hunts.
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