A Black leader with whom I'm comfortable

J. Patrick Rooney
c/o People of Color, United

Dear Mr. Rooney,

I appreciate the good work you're doing with People of Color, United. The radio ads you're running on Black-oriented radio stations will certainly convince the Black community that Our Leader cares more about them than does his opponent, John Kerry.

If we had more Black leaders like you, we conservatives would be more willing to support Black causes--things like giving you your own schools, restrooms, and water fountains so that you could practice your cultural traditions free from outside interference.

More importantly, we prefer working with black leaders who are actually white business executives. You don't scare us as much as the more traditional Black leaders do. Heck, we might even introduce you to our wives and daughters.

Now, I know that your funding of the ads attacking Kerry is just good business--after all, Our Leader's health savings accounts initiative made you at least a half a billion dollars--but I want to thank you anyway. So thanks. We appreciate what you're doing.

Heterosexually yours,

General JC Christian, patriot

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Update:

It looks like Jeb is doing his part for the black vote as well:

State police officers have gone into the homes of elderly black voters in Orlando and interrogated them as part of an odd "investigation" that has frightened many voters, intimidated elderly volunteers and thrown a chill over efforts to get out the black vote in November.