Deal Hudson
Crisis Magazine
Dear Mr. Hudson,
I was sorry to hear that you lost your job organizing the Catholic vote for Our Leader [user: deal password: password] . You should have stayed on. It's not like it's a crime to have been fired from Fordham for attempting to perform an adulterous act with a drunken student.
The fact that you're the publisher of a conservative Catholic Magazine, the force behind the calls to deny communion to Kerry, the person responsible for getting a man fired from his job at the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops because he's a Kerry supporter, and Our Leader's Catholic outreach advisor doesn't exempt you from having irresistible needs that drive you to perform acts of sexual predation. We understand that. Sometimes our little soldiers issue unlawful orders, and we have no choice but to obey their commands. At least she wasn't an intern.
Ask Mr. Mehlman if you can have your job back. You can't hurt the campaign. I've seen the polling numbers, and I don't think it's possible for Our Leader's Catholic support to fall much lower.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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