Vassals scheduled to arrive at the Coronation have been giving lists of what to leave at home. Despite predicted rain, umbrellas will be confiscated. One problem with umbrellas: they cover big groups. Some veterans have found that umbrellas can be useful.
Other forbidden items that could possibly harm Our Leader are water bottles, baby strollers, hair spray cans, noisemakers, horns, walking sticks, and coolers. But don't trouble yourselves with these minor inconveniences to the hired help. With so many supporters under the big GOP umbrella, victory is just around the corner.
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.