St. Albert the Great Parish School
Dear Rev. Hill,
It was a wise move on your part to preemptively ban the image of Saint Clinton from your school. I am one of the many people who are disgusted by this blasphemous image.
The man was the embodiment of everything that is unchristian for Christ's sake. His Family and Medical Leave Act encouraged sloth by allowing parents to use their children as an excuse to dodge work. His expansion of the Earned Income Tax Credit has almost destroyed our nation's Christian work ethic by providing low wage earning families a way to get by without taking third, fourth, and fifth jobs.
And worst of all, his support of funding for international family planning organizations put Satan's raincoats on little soldiers everywhere from Åbo to Zanzibar, and by doing so, allowed people to engage in the sexual act without fear of such temporal punishments as disease and pregnancy.
Thank God you are protecting the children of your school from such ideas.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.