They'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands

The Huguenot, Currie, reports on the RNC's efforts to warn Christians about the liberals' plans to steal our bibles.

The Republican National Committee has sent out mailers to voters in West Virginia warning that liberals will take away their Bibles if democrats win the election. The AP reports:

They're running radio ads as well:

"There is a line drawn in America today," one ad says. "On one side are the radicals trying to uproot our traditional values and our culture. They're fighting to hijack the institution of marriage, plotting to legalize partial birth abortion, and working to take God out of the pledge of allegiance and force the worst of Hollywood on the rest of America."

Hmmm. I did hear some talk about a film tentatively titled, "Eightball in my Cockpit: W's War in Alabama," a Mel Gibson, M. Night Shyamalan, and Vincent Gallo collaboration featuring Britney Spears and Toby Keith, but that couldn't be what they mean.