Here's what the world's most influential men are saying about Our Leader:
1. Iranian Mullahs
Nine out of ten radical Islamist theocrats prefer Our Leader to The Pretender. "Hey," noted one ayatollah, "get rid of the cross and he's just a regular Hosni like me!"
2. John "The Ferret" Staluppi, Mafia Wiseguy
"W's medical savings accounts are the best thing since the Teamster's Pension Fund."
3. Al Qaeda
"He's our greatest recruiter ever. We don't even have to offer toasters anymore"
4. Czar Vladimir the Horrible, "President," Union of Capitalist Kleptocratic Republics
"He's my guy. I thought I knew gulags, but this guy is a regular Beria."
5. Rev. Sun Myung Moon, Messiah, True Father, Washington Times publisher
"His holy handkerchief is extremely fragrant"
6. Sen. Zell Miller, crazy racist
"Sure I support him. We share a special bond because Jesus yells 'KILL, KILL, KILL' inside our heads twenty-four hours a day."
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.