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Friday, October 08, 2004

Students insult Hannity

Sean Hannity is angry and rightfully so. Students at Washington University and Utah Valley State College insulted him this week when they offered him travel accommodations that were not appropriate for a man of his social standing.

As hard as it is to believe, these students showed their utter contempt for Hannity by offering to fly him in on a brand of corporate jet that offended his aesthetic sensibilities. Wait, it gets worse. When told that every corporate jet they offered was unsuitable, they stooped so low as to offer him first class commercial airline tickets.

Student Life has more:

Since he can't fly in style, Sean Hannity says he won't come to St. Louis at all.

After promising to counter Michael Moore's speech this Friday, the conservative commentator pulled out of the deal less than a week before his scheduled appearance-but reportedly asked that the media not be informed of his motivations for the decision.

Hannity cited personal reasons for his cancellation, said law student Ruth Hollander after speaking with the right-wing pundit over the phone yesterday. Hannity, Hollander said, requested a private jet to fly him to St. Louis for the speech, but then rejected "several" different jets offered by a private donor. He told Hollander about a "bad experience" with the prominent company that had manufactured all the jets offered for his trip.

"[Hannity's agent] said he thought we should say that because of the short time frame involved, it didn't work out," said Hollander. "I said I didn't think that was the truth, and...I really felt we had met all of our commitments and we were going to be honest when asked."

When Hollander and fellow law student Melinda Gorman failed to locate a jet manufactured by another company, they offered Hannity a first-class ticket on a commercial flight. He refused.

"He was very forceful on the phone," said Hollander. "It was hard to get a word in edgewise with him. He was interrupting me a lot. But that's sort of the nature of his personality-at least, his radio personality and T.V. personality."

I'm tired of seeing our conservative heroes being persecuted like this. Perhaps it's time to shut down the universities and make their French-minded academicians toil in the fields and kitchens like real men and women.

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