Southern Utah State University
Dear Mr. Christensen
I was very moved by your words about how we must "address cohabitation and casual divorce and deliberate childlessness." With November's glorious victory still fresh in out hearts, it's time we finally tackled this trio of travesties.
The first two are very easy to address. We need only listen to people like Florida Department of Children and Families director Jerry Regier and conservative columnist Roger Fredinburg
and outlaw fornication and no-fault divorce.
The third, ending deliberate childlessness, will be much harder to accomplish. Sure, we can pass laws to outlaw contraceptive devices, but the Godless masses will just employ natural contraception like the rhythm method and deviant practices involving the application of one's mouth to a little soldier, or in the case of the ladies, the elusive little sailor in the boat.
I say we test all newly married couples. If the wife is barren, we should require the couple to take on a handmaid. If she is able to conceive, then we give the couple a year to accomplish it, and if she fails to conceive in that time, we require the couple to adopt a frozen embryo-American.
But we can't stop there. Every womb is capable of at least a good ten years of nearly constant occupancy. "Ten years, ten kids" should be our goal.
Heterosexually yours,
Gem. JC Christian, patriot
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.