Ohio Secretary of State
Dear Sec. Blackwell,
What in the name of all that is holy are you still doing in Ohio? Don't you know we're holding an election in Iraq in two days? We need you on the ground over there, today.
If you haven't heard, the Sunnis are boycotting the election. Without their participation, the election will not be seen as legitimate. I know that doesn't sound all that bad to you, but it could mean increased fighting and an even steeper dive in Our Leader's approval ratings. You're the only guy who has the expertise to prevent that.
You're needed in Fallujah. Right now, we'll be lucky to see a 5% voter turnout there. I'm sure you can push that number up to 110%, easily. Heck, just think of it as Hamilton County without any Democrats looking over your shoulder.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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