Senior Editor, Home School Digest
Dear Mrs. Savage,
I was reluctant to read your magazine at first. I thought it was one of those lady's journals--it being a home-schooling digest and all. But when Ofjoshua pointed out that it had articles with manly titles like Wanted: Martyrs For Christ and God's Man At Bearcat Tool And Die, I gave it a look. I'm glad I did. It's a fantastic resource for Christian men.
It's not just the articles that make it great. The ads are good too. I was particularly pleased to see an advertisement for The Rod, a 22-inch nylon stick specifically designed for beating kids.
I've always been a spatula man myself. Whenever I commit a grievous sin, I go to Seattle and pay a man to punish me with what I like to call The Great and Terrible Spatula of Redemption. It's how I get right with the Lord.
That said, I've always been willing to try out new technologies, and I'm thinking about buying The Rod. What do you think about it? Is it as durable as the ad claims? Will it break if I deliver a particularly hard blow to the librarian who refuses to remove the Harry Potter books from our library shelves? I really want to lay wood to that Godless humanist's firm, bare behind. There'd be no more cruel offers to show me the latest National Geographic after that I bet.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
Note: Thanks to the brothers, Scott and Robert, for the tip.
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