Miss Ann Coulter, the would-be Serena Joy of our Glorious Conservative Christian Revolution, recently laid out her dream for America in a speech to the Gem State Inner Party. It's an America where the Guardians of Democracy have stamped out the last traitorous vestiges of political opposition, an America where all patriots are required to hold a singular, party-approved opinion, an America where television reflects the officially sanctioned values of the Glorious Conservative Christian Revolution and celebrations of sodomy embodied in shows like Will and Grace are replaced by news magazines featuring ideologically-friendly, God-fearing harlots. I hope that Ann's America becomes a reality soon. She's fought valiantly for the cause of freedom. She deserves a quiet life where she can model traditional values by serving a husband, a life where her worth is not measured in the masculine pursuits of career advancement and political debate but by how many children her handmaids provide.
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.