Bloodshed is our new sacrament

I was worried about the feminization of our churches until I read this. Our places of worship are finding their manhood again and becoming temples of war. Where once words of wimpish compassion were spoken, we now hear tributes to glorious violence and destruction.

Jesus has officially joined us in our eternal war against brown people. To that, I say, "hallelujah."

Note: Thanks to all of you who emailed me about this.