Remaining moral in spite of cleavage

Nothing makes this old Mormon boy happier than to see the gospel of the One True Church showcased in the popular culture. That's why I'm so excited that Sister Ashlee Ashby is a contestant on the next Survivor series. Now, literally dozens of viewers will have the opportunity to see what it means to be woman in Mormon society. Indeed, many potential converts have already heard Sister Ashby's sermon on overcoming big-breasted sluttiness:

Ashby, 22, earned a communications degree from BYU, lives in South Carolina and hopes someday to open her own health club. In the brief video clip, the bubbly gal talks about her "moral standards" as a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints while expressing hope that being on TV will make her a sex symbol.

In the clip's most eye-popping bit, Ashby says people find her religious faith somehow incompatible with her physical attributes: "They're astonished to believe that, 'You're Mormon? You haven't had sex? And yet you have huge, humongous breasts!'"