OPERATION YELLOW ELEPHANT

Rep. Mike Pence
US House of Representatives

Dear Rep. Pence,

As one of Congress' boldest defenders of our holy crusade in the Middle East, you understand the enormity of the problem our armed services now face. As recruiting goals go unmet for months on end, our military becomes less and less able to meet the threats we face in Iraq, Iran, North Korea, Venezuela, Ecuador, and Brazil.

On Friday, June 24th, you will have an opportunity to do something about it. That's the day you speak at the 56th College Republican Biennial Convention. You'll have an audience of hundreds of enthusiastic, hyper-patriotic, war supporting, military age men and women, each listening closely to the words you speak. Those words should be, "Your nation needs you in Iraq. It's time for you to trade your business management books for body armor and head out to the nearest recruiting office."

Think of the impact you'll have. These young men and women are the cream of young conservatism. The example they set will encourage thousands of their peers to follow suit.

Please don't squander this opportunity to turn our recruiting woes around.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

Note to men and not men of my militia and Ladies Auxiliary Corps. Don't let down these fine Republican children of privilege. I expect all of you in the DC area to be at the convention carrying signs and handing out recruitment brochures. I've set up a special comment thread to help you get organized for OPERATION YELLOW ELEPHANT, below.

If you're not in the DC area, you can still help by spreading this message by email and comment to other blogs in our great nation.

A helmet tip to reader Randy for the lead.