When your greatest accomplishment is being white

Terry Josiah
Caucasian

Dear Terry,

I'm sure Oliver Willis is rethinking every liberal thought he's ever had after you so thoroughly destroyed all of his arguments by calling him a "nigger." Certainly, every post he's written is now thoroughly discredited. I can't see how he can continue to work for Media Matters for America after this. All of the stellar work he's done there is no longer as brilliant as it once seemed.

The thing most people don't understand is that although folks like you and me might appear to be nothing more than illiterate, jobless, rednecks, we're still caucasian. It's the only thing we can be proud of considering the wretchedness of our daily lives. Sure, we might be inbred, toothless, backward mule molesters, but, by God, we're white.

Oh, and we're heterosexual too, so that's another thing we can take pride in.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

Note: I'm posting early because it's our anniversary today, and I promised Ofjoshua that I'd take her out to buy one of those fancy carpet sweepers.