The list

Matthew Brooks
Executive Director, Republican Jewish Coalition

Dear Mr. Brooks,

I want to thank you for defending Fred Malek against charges of anti-Semitism. Sure, he created a list of Jews who worked at the Bureau of Labor Statistics because his boss, President Nixon, was worried that a cabal of Jews were manipulating the Bureau's statistics. That doesn't necessarily make him an anti-Semite. Heck, the fact that a couple of the people on the list were immediately demoted proves that such a cabal existed, and therefore, Mr. Malek should be praised rather than vilified.

Conservatives are far too often charged with being anti-Semitic. America's enemies, both foreign and domestic, take little things like James Baker's "Fuck the Jews" remark and Mr. Malek's mini-pogrom and turn them into major controversies. They don't understand that we really love the Jews. That's why we're working so hard to lay the groundwork for turning Eretz Yisrael into a Christian nation. We love you too much to allow you to continue living in idolatry.

Of course, there are many who believe that even this is anti-Semitic. I suspect that a Jewish cabal is behind such propaganda. Perhaps you should ask Mr. Malek to look into it.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot