Date/Time: 14:30 ZULU; July 7, 2005Location: South Seas G, Mandalay Bay Convention Center.
The YRNC 2005 Convention is taking place in the NEW Convention Center located at the far end of the convention complex (near the entrance to the Shark Reef). You will need to take two escalators to the third-floor, turn left and you'll see the YRNC 2005 Registration counter.
Required Equipment: Latex bald head Caps, blank name tags, recruitment brochures, large jars of vasoline.
Personnel: Ten to twenty person strike team.
Preparation: Place bald head cap on head. Write "Jeff Gannon, Journalist" on name tag. Apply name tag to chest.
Description: Strike team will gather at the shark reef at precisely 14:15 and proceed to registration desk. Team members will say the following to the registrars: "I'm Jeff Gannon. I'm here for the Leadership Institute training. Can I pay for it in trade?" Team members will then slam their jars of vasoline down on the table and wink while surreptitiously placing the recruitment brochures on the table. Any deals made from that point on are strictly between each Jeff and his Karl.
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