Blue moons

Jim Gilchrist
The Minuteman Project
Save Our State

Dear Mr. Gilchrist,

I was surfing around the internets the other day when I stumbled upon a photo of one of your recent rallies. It was a great picture. My hear swelled with patriotic pride when I saw all those young men with shaved heads saluting the flag in the traditional way, right arms held straight at a 45 degree angle from the body. Then I read the text.

The author, David Neiwert (it's not a surprise that his surname is French), doesn't share our traditional values. He seems to think that only the tolerant should participate in such gatherings. Of course, that's preposterous--we both know that the tolerant don't hate Mexicans enough to be good Minutemen.

Unfortunately, most Americans share Mr. Neiwert's bigotry toward the bigoted and are, therefore less likely to participate in organizations that attract racialists. We need to soften the Minutemen's image if we are to ever become a mass movement.

One way we could do that is to cover our skinhead member's heads during rallies. That way, no one will be able to identify them for what they are. All we'd need to do is fashion a few hoods with cut-out eye holes out of sheets and bring them to our rallies for the skinheads to wear. Bingo, no more skinheads.

Another option would be to revive one of the ancient practices of our Celtic warrior forefathers. As you may recall from your history studies, they entered into battle naked and painted blue. We could do the same. I think this would be particularly effective during maneuvers. Imagine the fear it would inspire in a group of illegals when a horde of naked blue patriots descended upon them.

It would take more preparation than the hood thing. We'd need to get together early to paint each other. But that extra preparation time would also bring us closer together. There is no better way to build a bond between warriors than to have them rub pigment onto each other's little soldiers.

Let me know when you're having your next rally, and I'll bring a couple of gallons of paint.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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