Stop Dem Cloning Now!

Col. Crooks and Liars gets his Brownback on:

Sam Brownback
Senator of Kansas

Dear Sam,

I have to say that I was a little skeptical of your opposition to stem cell research. I mean Edison didn't invent the light bulb overnight right? Then when that RINO Arlen Specter told you that he wanted "to live" on Face the Nation, I almost fell for his ruse.

After reading that South Korea has cloned a dog (much to the chagrin of Rick Santorum ), I realized the big picture in all of this. The only reason the democrats are backing this research is so they can clone themselves! Can you imagine what would happen to the culture of life if Ted Kennedy was able to replenish his body parts? He could prowl the halls of the Senate for generations to come! What about if there were fifteen Michael Moore's running around with cameras, exposing the truths that we so carefully try to hide about our President?

So I've changed my mind and whole-heartedly endorse your position. Please go to my new website called Stop Dem Cell Cloning Now. All of us pro-lifer's must stick together and defeat this legislation before enough good Senator's and House Members become seduced and make it impossible for our President to veto the bill.

Yours Truly,

Col. Crooks and Liars