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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Yellow Caucus

Mailed to 15 congresspeople* who are under 42 years old and support the war.

Dear Representative [Name],

Our nation is at war at a time when our military is suffering from a manpower crisis. Recently, the Department of Defense asked Congress to relieve the shortage of recruits by raising the enlistment age to 42.

You voted to support this war and have defended it at every turn. Now it's time for you to do more. The President needs you to champion the recruitment bill in Congress, and the nation needs you to sign up for infantry duty once the bill passes.

Your service in the military will not go unnoticed. If anything, it will enhance your image with voters and your colleagues--think about all the kind things you've said about veterans like John Kerry and Max Cleland over the last few years. Certainly, your peers will honor you in a similar way if you return. If you don't make it back, you can at least rest assured that your family will receive the same treatment as Casey Sheehan's mother.

You've sent thousands of our sons, daughters, husbands, wives, mothers, and fathers to destroy Saddam's weapons of mass destruction...to bring freedom to the people of Iraq...to establish an Islamist theocracy in Iraq. Now it's time for you to answer your nation's call and join them. It's the right thing to do. It's the decent thing to do.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

*The Congresspeople:


Robert Aderholt, Virginia
1433 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20515
Phone: (202)225-4876
Fax: (202)225-5587


Eric Cantor (enter "Glen Allen, VA 23060" in the required fields)
329 Cannon Building
Washington, DC 20515
Phone: (202) 225-2815
Fax: (202) 225-0011


Michael Ferguson (Warren, NJ 07059)
214 Cannon House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
202-225-5361 - office
202-225-9460 - fax


Michael G. Fitzpatrick
1516 Longworth H.O.B.
Washington, DC 20515
(202)225-4276
(202) 225-9511 Fax


Vito John Fossella
1239 Longworth House Office Building
Washington D.C. 20515
P: (202) 225-3371
F: (202) 226-1272


Bobby Jindal
1205 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
Phone: (202)-225-3015
Fax: (202)-226-0386


Ric Keller (Orlando, FL 32801-2040)419 Cannon House Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20515
Phone: (202) 225-2176
Fax: (202) 225-0999



Patrick T. McHenry
224 Cannon House Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20515
Telephone: 202.225.2576
Fax: 202.225.0316


Cathy McMorris, Washington
1708 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
phone: 202-225-2006
fax: 202-225-3392


Devin Nunes (Visalia, CA 93291)
1017 Longworth HOB
Washington, DC 20515
(202) 225-2523
(202) 225-3404 FAX


Chip Pickering, Mississippi
229 Cannon HOB
Washington, DC 20515
202.225.5031 Tel
202.225.5797 Fax


Adam Putnam, Florida
1213 Longworth House
Office Building
Washington, DC 20515-0912
Phone: 202-225-1252
Fax: 202-226-0585


Paul Ryan (Janesville WI 53545-3959)
1113 Longworth HOB
Washington, D.C. 20515
Phone: (202) 225-3031
Fax: (202) 225-3393


John Sullivan, Oklahoma
114 Cannon House
Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
Phone: 202 225-2211
Fax: 202 225-9187


John E. Sununu, New Hampshire
111 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
(202) 224-2841
FAX (202) 228-413

My Inner Frenchman launches Special Op Yellow Caucus at Operation Yellow Elephant Blog.

Helmet tip to Reader Steve who reminded the General about this.

Update: The General thanks Slim for his help with the email forms.

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