Dear Mr. Brown,
It has come to my attention that you may soon be in the market for a career change, being as you may lose your law license over the little exaggerations on your resume.
It would hardly seem possible for you to return to your position as a horse's derriere inspector, since those folks encouraged you to move on to greater things.
As I am such a caring, and kind-hearted person, I thought I would help you out during your time of need. I have submitted your name to these folks who are always looking for a few good men. They have assured me that they will contact you ASAP. Never being one to leave things to chance, I also contacted these folks and these folks and submitted your name and contact information.
In no time at all, you can be well on your way to establishing your new career and building a wonderful resume that only Swift Boat Veterans for Truth can punch holes in, while helping your CIC spread his ideals of democracy across nations with warm[but not damp]climates. As a bonus, you'll get to dress better, too.
No need to thank me. Just knowing that I have done a good deed for someone as needy as yourself is reward in itself.
Sincerely,
~Desi
P.S. It seems I'm not a moment to soon!
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.