In the name of George, the Merciful, the Conservatively Compassionate:
Yesterday, our forces struck a great blow against Al Qaeda when they captured their preeminent terrorist hair stylist, Farhan Juwar al-Zubaydi -- "aka 'The Barber.'" While it is unclear whether The Barber was one of the 837 number-three-men in the organization, his contributions to Al Qaeda's terrorist efforts were considerable. Information gleaned from early beatings suggest that The Barber was responsible for the mullet haircuts sported by many of the terrorists who have infiltrated the Heartland in recent years.
Peace and blessings be upon Our Leader, the Messenger of God, and his family and cronies.
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.