Blessed are the proletarians for they have nothing to lose but their chains

Elizabeth Ridenour
President, National Council On Bible Curriculum In Public Schools

Dear Mrs Ridenour,

I'm rather surprised that you haven't asked Chuck Norris to assist you in your battle against the Bible Literacy Project. He's already endorsed your curriculum. All you need to do is send him Berit Kjos' press release about the Bible Literacy Project's communist leanings and I'm sure that he'll gladly drive over there and apply a little kung fu to their asses. After all, he's made a career out of kicking fictional communist butt--it's as second nature to him as substandard acting.

God knows you need his help. It's hard to imagine that anyone will purchase your curriculum if another option is available. Unlike us, most people laugh at the claim that NASA confirmed the sun stopping in the sky for the benefit of JoshuaÂ?s army. They just aren't capable of accepting such claims on the basis of faith alone--it's why they refuse to believe that Moses rode a stegasaurus to the top of Mt. Sinai.

It's not too late to give Chuck a call. I'm praying that you do so. It sickens me to think that a generation of children might be indoctrinated into believing that Jesus saw the poor as being something other than beasts to be exploited.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot