Washington University College Republicans
Dear Mr. Hoffman,
The French love the race card. Sometimes, it seems like there's nothing we can do that the left won't condemn as being racist. We suppress the black vote and they bring up Jim Crow. We write books about how white people are genetically endowed with greater intelligence and the left goes crazy. The Republican Senate Majority says that the world would be better if segregation was still around and he's hounded out of office. It's like the liberals are looking for the tiniest of excuses to brand us as racists.I haven't had much success refuting their accusations. Everything I try just makes it worse. That's why I'm intrigued by the novel approach you took to rebut a columnist's charge that many College Republicans are racist. Calling him a "nigger" was a brilliant response. I'm eager to see how that works out for you.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
Update: Mr. Hoffman's favorite quotes (from his Facebook profile):
"I have one word for you Benjamin: Plastics."-The Graduate
"This human world of ours would be inconceibable [sic] without the practical existence of a religious belief"-Adolph Hitler
"I've got a plan to increase the wetlands by 3 million"-President George W. Bush
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