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Wednesday, November 23, 2005

He's making a list (part II)



***EXCLUSIVE****

***Must credit to JESUS' GENERAL (Matt Drudge without the eggs)***


Tomorrow, Bob Woodward will reveal the following list of things Our Leader wants to bomb after he bombs Al Jazeera.

1. Spongebob Squarepants's pineapple under the sea.

2. Breathalizer Inc's corporate offices

3. Those Chinese doors

4. Sy Hersh's notebook

5. His Bicycle

6. Utz Pretzels

7. The bastard who gave Condi herpes

8. Websters Dictionary

9. A great big frog

10. Karl's mighty spatula of presidential discipline

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