After receiving $13.73 from Chinese venture capitalists, I've decided to relaunch Jesus' General with a new name, Fox News Channel. It is my hope that doing so will prompt people to fondle their nipples when they meet me.
A helmet tip to Crooks and Liars.
Oh, and Skippy too
Update: A few of you have alerted me to the fact that another organization already uses the name Fox News Channel. That's OK. I'm sure they'll gladly relinquish their rights once they realize that a blogger as manly and as heterosexual as myself has laid claim to their name.
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.