He wears red for a reason

Roger Ailes
Fox News Channel

Dear Mr. Ailes,

Although Brian Kilmeade's interview with the White House Santa was very enlightening, he failed to take advantage of all the opportunities the interview presented. Mr. Kilmeade started out right by asking about White House Santa's political affiliation, but he failed to follow up when the stern old administration elf replied that he was a Republican and then pointed to his medals for courage as proof of his GOP bona fides.

That's one heck of a bomb for Santa, the White House variety or otherwise, to drop without any further probing. I can think of hundreds of followup questions that Mr. Kilmeade should have asked, questions like: isn't it time to do something to change the traditional Santa's socialistic presents-for-all-good-children giving model? Will the White House Santa promote an ownership society by taking toys from middle-class and poor children and giving them to the more deserving children of the wealthy. Is he willing to plant listening devices for the State Security Apparatus while he's delivering his gifts? Has he ever used his sleigh to conduct an extraordinary rendition?

Mr. Kilmeade's interview raised many more questions than it answered. Perhaps you should consider a airing a series of hour long specials so that the public can hear what White House Santa is planning now that he's decided to be political.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot