Hellish Dilberts on my trail

Dilbert (yes, that Dilbert) is closing in and Protein Wisdom has momentum in the Weblog Awards race. The General needs you to cast a vote every day.

Vote for the General in the "Best Humor/Comics" category--you can vote once every 24 hrs.

You know how the General feels about homosexuals (I should mention that I'm 110% heterosexual. It's very important to me that you understand that. Don't believe a damned thing Cletus says--naked wrestling is an ancient Spartan rite for warriors) so it will probably surprise you that I'm going to weigh in on the Best Homosexual Blog category. The only reason I'm doing so is because Pam of Pam's House Blend has them fooled. We all know that she can't really be a homosexual because ladies don't have "little soldiers." (United American Technologies agrees with me that it's impossible.)

BlogActive and TowleRoad are listed in that category too, but they're guys so I'm starting to wonder about them. Still, I spend a lot of time at both sites, so I'll probably throw a few of my daily votes their way, as well.

Be careful if you vote for Best Law Blog. Law Dork is a Frenchman--the only one running. It would be an embarrassment to patriotic Americans if he won.