One of my commenters pointed the General to the Best Photo Blog Weblogs Award. Right now, a patriotic blog called Zombie Time is winning. It's like something Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, and the late Sen. Joe McCarthy would put together after a good, old fashioned, three-day meth binge in the Heartland. In fact, I'm pretty sure that this blog is called Zombie Time because it's published by a zombie Sen. Joe McCarthy. That would explain why every post provides proof that the French are nothing but a bunch of godless Marxists.
Here are a few examples:
Death penalty opponents are a bunch of godless socialists.
War protesters are a bunch of godless communists.
War protesters are a bunch of godless Viet Cong communists.
Those who oppose Our Leader are godless socialists.
Casey Kasem, Ed Asner, and Ricky Lee Jones are godless communists.
Zombie Time's closest rival is Japan Window, a blog about foreigners.
You know what to do. You have a choice between a blog published by a very patriotic, zombie senator or one that posts pictures of foreigners who don't even have the decency to make English their official language. We'll need every vote on this one. Please cast yours here.
Of course there are the other important races we've been touting all week. Law Dork, a lawyer so French he doesn't laugh when he hears someone shout "Oyez," is still in a tight race for Best Law Blog with Volokh boys.
Today's the last day of voting. We could double my vote totals if everyone reading this post casts a vote for the General in the Best Humor/Comics category. Or, if no one is closing in, you could actually vote for the funniest blog in the race, Fafblog.
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